About Me

Everyone has something to talk, either it's words of wisdom or trash. The truth is we will never know which one it is. I personally like these two proverbs, "Beauty lies in the eyes of beholder" "The distances between insanity and genius is measured only by success"

March 05, 2011

Barbie & Ken Divorce

Barbie Joke...

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is
that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

The assistant replies, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for
$25.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $25.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $25.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $25.95, and Divorced Barbie for $495.00"

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

"That's obvious," the assistant says, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."


http://www.livetheatregang.com/joke_of_the_day.htm