Malaysian Drivers Are Lovable
4 BAD HABITS
Malaysian drivers will honk you if you slower than him/her. (not because you’re slow)
Malaysian drivers will curse you if you drive faster than him/her
“Want to die ahh!”
Malaysian drivers will drive even faster and won’t let you pass when you tried switch lane by turn on the signal light.
Malaysian drivers will curse you if you switch lane without the signal light.
“Son of *****! Don’t know to use your signal light ahh!”
1 GOOD HABIT
Who said Malaysian bad at multitask? We can eat, read newspaper, listen to radio, sms, answer the phone and not forgotten to curse other drivers
Interesting Facts About Pig
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
(Pigs sleep with two eyes closed)
It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.
(How about a pig?)
The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump.
(At least the pig can jump for joy…. 30 minutes orgasm)
(How the pig does it?)
The longest record flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
(13 seconds only…. It’s nothing compared with the pig)
Many experts consider pigs to be more than trainable than cats and dogs.
(Really… Can we learn the 30 minutes stuff?)
The scream of a frightened pig can measure up to 115 decibels vs. Engine jet take off, 113 decibels.
(Ok, the poor and tired pig needs a break here)
Facts of Life
I just found a great website. It’s about interesting facts of life.
http://www.dysan.net/weird/show/646.html
INTERESTING FACTS
1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
3. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
4. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
5. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
6. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
7. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
9. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
10. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
11. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
Check out the website for more stuffs like this
http://www.dysan.net/weird/show/646.html
